What happened to the cow that survived an earthquake?
It produced milkshakes!
What do you call a pig that practices karate?
a porkchop!
Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
To get rich milk!
What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
Skin diving!
How do elephants talk to each other?
They use the elephone!
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken Caesar Salad!
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers!
What did the horse say when it fell?
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!